

Let’s be real: your cat has standards.
High ones.
Like “I will literally starve before I eat a kibble that was poured 6 seconds later than usual” standards.
So dropping them off with a neighbor, a cousin, or that one friend who says “I love cats!” but has never actually met one?
Yeah… absolutely not. Your cat will write about that betrayal in their diary.
At The Downtown Cat Company, we built a boarding space that caters to the feline mindset — suspicious, dramatic, easily offended, and yet somehow the most delicate creatures alive. Our suites are quiet, clean, cozy, and designed for cats who need stability, routine, and a staff that knows how to approach them without making direct eye contact like a disrespectful peasant.
We’ve been doing this professionally for over a decade.
Not as a hobby. Not as a side gig. Not as “I had a cat once so now I’m an expert.”
We’re trained in feline behavior, low-stress handling, and the subtle language of tail flicks, slow blinks, and passive-aggressive grooming.
Your cat gets predictable meals, clean litter, gentle care, and people who respect their boundaries. They get attention when they want it and space when they demand it. They are safe, they are seen, and they are understood — possibly for the first time in their dramatic little lives.
And yes, somehow, all this is $19 per night.
A bargain so good your cat would negotiate it higher just to feel fancy.
If you want your cat to stay somewhere that won’t traumatize them, insult their intelligence, or rearrange their whisker feng shui… you’re in the right place.
👉 Book your cat’s stay here:







You already know this, but let’s say it out loud:
Cats are dramatic.
They act like they “groom themselves,” but then one day you look at them and realize they’ve transformed into a sentient tumbleweed with opinions.
That’s where we come in.
At The Downtown Cat Company, we specialize in grooming cats the way cats prefer — gently, patiently, respectfully, and with zero “just hold them still” energy. We’ve been doing this professionally for over a decade, and we know exactly how to navigate everything from the sweet little angels to the full-blown “I will end you” gremlins.
Every cat is different, and every grooming appointment is customized based on:
Their temperament
Their coat type
Their tolerance level
Their preferred style
Their personal flair for drama
This is why cat grooming appointments are done over the phone.
No online scheduling here — we actually need to talk to you, get the backstory, and determine who your cat is on a spiritual level before we book them. Some cats need a simple brush-out. Some need a full lion cut. Some just need someone to help them feel like they haven’t been living under a couch for three months.
We take our time.
We don’t rush.
We don’t force.
And we don’t pretend cats are tiny dogs (because that’s how people lose fingers).
Your cat will be groomed by professionals who understand their body language, respect their boundaries, and know how to keep them safe, clean, comfortable, and—dare we say—proud of themselves again.
If your cat has matting, shedding, dandruff, dingleberries, or just looks like they’ve been going through something emotionally, we’ve got you.
👉 Call us to book your cat’s grooming appointment:
(970)-464-2288
Because let’s be honest… your cat wants to look fabulous.
They just want someone else to admit it first.

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FAQs
Got Questions? Check Out Our FAQs Below!
Do I need to make a reservation to visit the cat lounge?
No, However we recommend booking in advance, especially on weekends, to ensure space availability.
Every Saturday!
What are your hygiene practices concerning the cats and the cafe area?
We maintain strict hygiene protocols, including regular cleaning and sanitization of both lounge and cafe areas.
Are children allowed in the cat lounge
Yes, children aged 6 and above are welcome when accompanied by an adult
Can I bring my own cat to the cafe
Outside pets are not allowed in our cafe or lounge for safety and comfort reasons.
What type of coffee do you serve
We serve a variety of high-quality coffees including single-origin and fair-trade options
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